blondepomeranian:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

“Richard, I need something from you… please.”

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green

how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid

dogs420:

kelckelc:

dogs420:

i love blue pikachu

That’s sonic…

sure you can nickname your pokemon whatever you want

Rule 1. Always post the rules


Rule 2. Answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones


Rule 3. Tag 11 people (as many people as you freakin want) and link them to your post ( though this is rather impossible since tumblr refuses to let you send links to people) 


Rule 4. Let them know you’ve tagged them

1. What is your favourite ice cream flavour?
Uh… It really depends on what I’m hankerin’ for. Usually strawberries and cream. :9

2. Who is your actor/athlete/celebrity/musician crush?
Soraru’s voice is liquid sex to my ears. And Senka… And Nano… And 98Neko…

3. What colour would you be?
I have never thought about it… Prolly white as no one uses it. *forever alone*

4. If you had a time machine, what would you do with it?
I wouldn’t. My brain reminds me all the time of my past shame. lol

5 Does your name have special meaning?
My dad wanted to name me after himself and my mum; Stevie Jae. My mother save me from that fate, but the only other name he’d agree to is my current name, which is also a car.

6. Do you have a pet? What is s/he like?
No, but I’ll be getting a velveteen rabbit soon. You can leash and litter box train them. :O I want a boy.

7. Which character would you be from Harry Potter?
Fang, Hagrid’s dog.

8. Which Avengers character would you be?
I wouldn’t. I’d be Spider Man, totes sobbing for not being part of the epic team.

9. How did you spend your holidays?
I don’t remember, so nothing special. My current job also gives me no vacation time whatsoever, so I’ll be lucky to have any holidays off. //sadlols

10. What colour is your toothbrush?
Red and white.

11. If you could date/marry anyone, who would you date/marry?
I’m asexual, so I wouldn’t date or marry anyone simply because it wouldn’t be fair to not satisfy that gross, animal desire and still expect them to be faithful to me.

Now I get to make 11 questions.

1. What was a childhood game you remember playing the most?
I remember Hide-and-Seek. I was so good at hiding that people would give up looking for me and just leave me. //sobbing

2. What do you do when you’re sick?
I usually just conk out for the entire day.

3. What is a show that your parents used to make you watch?
My parents didn’t make me watch anything. :U

4. Favourite kind of soda?
White Mountain Dew.

5. What is the funniest joke you’ve heard?
What do McDonald’s and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in ten year old buns.

6. You have purchased plain chips, are the flat or rippled?
I don’t really eat chips.

7. What are on your bedroom walls?
Nothing. :”D My current living situation does not give me that luxury. I did buy two koi paintings for when I move to the city, though, and I have a framed Hobbit poster.

8. Do you believe in new year resolutions? If so, what were they? If not, why don’t you?
I don’t because I either forget to make one or just never go through with it. lol

9. How do you feel about lamps?
They are useful.

10. How old were you when you stopped trick-or-treating? If you still do, when do you think you’ll stop?
I never trick-or-treated. My parents would just go buy the discounted candy the next day and give it to my bro and I. lol

11. How many stuffies/plushies do you own?
OH GAWD. Not enough. In fact, I just ordered a Kagamine Len one. X”D *waiting eagerly for it to arrive* What I really want is an Uglydoll Citizen, rilakkuma/korilakkuma, and an arpakasso.

samcoxstudio:

luginub:

What I look for in a girl:

• Water, 35 litres
• Carbon, 20 kilograms
• Ammonia, 4 litres
• Lime, 1.5 kilograms
• Phosphorus, 800 grams
• Salt, 250 grams
• Saltpeter, 100 grams
• Sulfur, 80 grams
• Fluorine, 7.5 grams
• Iron, 5 grams
• Silicon, 3 grams
• Trace amounts of 15 other elements

It’d probably cost you like an arm and a leg for this deal